1. About CINEMUCK (UPDATED!)
CINEMUCK: (sin-a-muck)
function: noun
1) The sticky coating on the floor of theaters, usually comprised of coke products, stale popcorn, chewing gum, gummy worms, and spit. Ex: “Todd, don’t step in that cinemuck, you’ll never get it off your flip flops, broski!”
2) A movie that is not safe for watching by anyone but trained professionals. Typically Sci Fi/Fantasty/Action/Horror/Rom-Com, but can include any genre. Ex: “Sebastion, why did you rent ‘Twilight’? That’s the biggest steaming chunk of Cinemuck to come out this year!”
3) A blog conceived by rouge movie snob Andrew Marshall and quickly expanded to include fellow Muckies Chris Wiley, Tim Murray, Nick Ramey, and Sean Reidy. Although separated by time, space, and dimensions, the five Cinemuckers bravely watch and review the world’s worst movies so that you, Average Movie-Going Dan, don’t have to. Ex: “Hey, Dudley, did you check out Cinemuck today? Those guys, although strange and most likely lonely, are hilarious! You should really twitter about them, facebook them, e-mail them to your friends and subscribe to their feed via e-mail!”
