cinemuck

The Guys at Cinemuck answers some frequently asked questions.

Q: What does FAQ mean?

A: Your internet privileges  are revoked.  Leave now.

Q: How often do you update Cinemuck?

A: At least once a week. As we gain more readers, we are trying to be more regular about it. Expect a new review every Monday with sporadic news flashes and rants scattered about during the week. We do have lives, you know, as hard as that may be to believe.

Q:What’s up with you guys? Don’t you have girlfriends or wives or dogs or something?

A: Sometimes. Chris and Andrew are always on the lookout for a future failed relationship, because they so particularly enjoy trying to get favorite t-shirts back from girls four to eight months after meeting them.  Sean and Tim tend to prefer much more intense, long lasting, and eventually more painful relationships, with all the awkwardness and vitriol included therein. In a cosmic twist of fate, Nick is actually married to a hot Brazilian woman. No seriously. He can show you pictures.

Q: Can I get Cinemuck updates without having to check the site every Monday?

A: Yes, although again, just by asking your internet privileges have come close to being revoked. If you go back to our home page you’ll see a link on the right hand side where you can subscribe to have our updates sent by e-mail. Google also has all kinds of blog readers that you can add us to.

Q: What’s in store for Cinemuck?

A: We’ve only been going for a few months, so right now we are trying to spread the word and build up a readership. Any help from you guys would be much appreciated. If you know anybody who is geeky about movies, send them the link! Aside from that, we have some ideas about adding videos and multi-media pieces in the future, possibly coinciding with the release of “New Moon” in November (which we plan on seeing in theaters and laughing loudly at)

Q:Where did the name Cinemuck come from?

A: Andrew’s dad has been using the term to describe the gunk on the floor of theaters for years. As to where he got it, chances are he just made it up. He’s kind of crazy that way.