Comments for cinemuck http://cinemuck.com We watch it so you don't have to. Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:25:24 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on 4. Contributor: Mr. Marshall by mcarteratthemovies http://cinemuck.com/andrew-marshall/#comment-42 mcarteratthemovies Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:25:24 +0000 http://cinemuck.wordpress.com/?page_id=5#comment-42 I've been to Atlanta. That interstate is no laughing matter -- I'd rather drive in downtown Boston at lunchtime that go through ATL. Love the blog, and I have a suggestion for a future Cinemuck review: "Asylum." It was filmed at Winthrop University where I work, but that is the only good thing about the movie. It is the worst movie ever made. I am unwavering on this conviction. I’ve been to Atlanta. That interstate is no laughing matter — I’d rather drive in downtown Boston at lunchtime that go through ATL.

Love the blog, and I have a suggestion for a future Cinemuck review: “Asylum.” It was filmed at Winthrop University where I work, but that is the only good thing about the movie. It is the worst movie ever made. I am unwavering on this conviction.

]]> Comment on 2012 (Ways to Destroy Famous Landmarks) by mcarteratthemovies http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/07/2012-ways-to-destroy-famous-landmarks/#comment-41 mcarteratthemovies Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:08:21 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=205#comment-41 I'm confused. Where's Joan Cusack? Isn't there a clause in John's contract to that effect? And furthermore, why is John "I Got Your Wisecrack Right Here" Cusack in disaster porn? Is the recession that bad? "Grace Is Gone" can't pay the bills anymore? 'Tis a sad, sad day when J.C. shows up in "Day After Tomorrow: Redux." I’m confused. Where’s Joan Cusack? Isn’t there a clause in John’s contract to that effect?

And furthermore, why is John “I Got Your Wisecrack Right Here” Cusack in disaster porn? Is the recession that bad? “Grace Is Gone” can’t pay the bills anymore?

‘Tis a sad, sad day when J.C. shows up in “Day After Tomorrow: Redux.”

]]> Comment on 2012 (Ways to Destroy Famous Landmarks) by chriswiley http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/07/2012-ways-to-destroy-famous-landmarks/#comment-35 chriswiley Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:49:37 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=205#comment-35 I'm totally calling the Leaning Tower being knocked halfway across the continent and ramming through the Great Wall unleashing a horde of Martian Mongols on robotic horseback wielding laser spears. I’m totally calling the Leaning Tower being knocked halfway across the continent and ramming through the Great Wall unleashing a horde of Martian Mongols on robotic horseback wielding laser spears.

]]> Comment on 2012 (Ways to Destroy Famous Landmarks) by tmurrayjr http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/07/2012-ways-to-destroy-famous-landmarks/#comment-34 tmurrayjr Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:21:08 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=205#comment-34 a two for one deal and both french. very nice. R.E. would be proud. a two for one deal and both french. very nice. R.E. would be proud.

]]> Comment on 2012 (Ways to Destroy Famous Landmarks) by andrewmarshall http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/07/2012-ways-to-destroy-famous-landmarks/#comment-33 andrewmarshall Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:19:47 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=205#comment-33 I was thinking more of the Eiffel Tower blowing off into the heart of the Statue of Liberty. I was thinking more of the Eiffel Tower blowing off into the heart of the Statue of Liberty.

]]> Comment on 2012 (Ways to Destroy Famous Landmarks) by andrewmarshall http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/07/2012-ways-to-destroy-famous-landmarks/#comment-32 andrewmarshall Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:04:32 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=205#comment-32 Nice one. Nice one.

]]> Comment on 2012 (Ways to Destroy Famous Landmarks) by Tim Murray http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/07/2012-ways-to-destroy-famous-landmarks/#comment-31 Tim Murray Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:29:40 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=205#comment-31 If I were R.E. I would go after the Lincoln Memorial with a mutant zombie 'Stonewall' Jackson (of course he'll have the ability to shoot fireballs out of his eyes). I know it's not typical of R.E., but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he could be more creative than using an asteroid or aliens for a change... wait, I expect to much... damn. If I were R.E. I would go after the Lincoln Memorial with a mutant zombie ‘Stonewall’ Jackson (of course he’ll have the ability to shoot fireballs out of his eyes). I know it’s not typical of R.E., but I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt that he could be more creative than using an asteroid or aliens for a change…

wait, I expect to much…

damn.

]]> Comment on Street Fighter: Or Raul Julia’s Revenge on the World for Giving Him Cancer by andrewmarshall http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/04/199/#comment-30 andrewmarshall Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:09:32 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=199#comment-30 I would suggest we review Super Mario Brothers if I thought I could stay awake through it. I would suggest we review Super Mario Brothers if I thought I could stay awake through it.

]]> Comment on Street Fighter: Or Raul Julia’s Revenge on the World for Giving Him Cancer by andrewmarshall http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/04/199/#comment-29 andrewmarshall Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:09:03 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=199#comment-29 That is an awesome compliment. Glad you are still reading! I like the lists you do. That is an awesome compliment. Glad you are still reading! I like the lists you do.

]]> Comment on Street Fighter: Or Raul Julia’s Revenge on the World for Giving Him Cancer by mcarteratthemovies http://cinemuck.com/2009/10/04/199/#comment-28 mcarteratthemovies Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:52:01 +0000 http://cinemuck.com/?p=199#comment-28 Love these reviews. My only quibble? The headlines are so funny it takes me forever to stop laughing and pull myself together so I can read the actual review! Keep it up... Love these reviews. My only quibble? The headlines are so funny it takes me forever to stop laughing and pull myself together so I can read the actual review!

Keep it up…

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