3. WHAT’S THE MUCK?
“What’s the Muck” is a re-cap at the end of every review where we here at cinemuck attempt to boil down all of life’s great questions into three easy categories. Why should I watch this? Why should I not watch this? And how much will it hurt me? Pretty easy right? Of course!
To further facilitate matters, we’ve developed a highly accurate MuckOmeter to tell you exactly how much the film will hurt*. A one on the MuckOmeter means the film is bad, but you’d probably watch it again. A ten means that after you plucked out your eyeballs and sawed off your ears, you put a hit out on the family and pets of the people responsible.
*This measurement is highly dependent on the amount of alcohol imbibed by the viewer/reviewer. Enjoy your movies responsibly, and rent from the horror section at Blockbuster at your own peril.
